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No.1
Son: Dad, I've heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Dad: Well son, it's true everywhere.

No. 2
Woman: Wait for me honey. I'm just finishing my make-up.
Man: You don't need make-up.
Woman: Oh really! That's so sweet of you!
Man: You need plastic surgery.

No. 3
Question：What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Answer：I don't know and I don't care.

No. 4
"If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

No. 5
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.

No. 6
Doctor: “Do you do sports?”
Patient: “Does sex count?”
Doctor: “Yes.”
Patient: “Then no.”