10、昨天来了个老外。
进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,于是只能面带微笑地——
前台小姐:Hello。
老外:Hi。
前台小姐:You have what thing?
老外:……?…… Can you speak English?
前台小姐:If I not speak English,I am speaking what?
老外:……??Can anybody else speak English?
前台小姐:You yourself look。All people are playing,no people have time,you can wait?you wait,you not wait,you go!
老外:Good heavens。Anybody here can speak English?
前台小姐:Shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?
老外:I want to speak to your head。
前台小姐:Head not zai。You tomorrow come!
老外:……口吐白沫,晕倒在地……
评论:中国式英语让老外晕菜,这小姐太有才了!