中国式烂英文
你给我站住！(You give me stop！)

美中不足 (American Chinese not enough ) (插拨一下...我完全看无=.=)

心花怒放 (Heart flower angry open ) (仍然看无)

你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
(You have seed I will give you some colorr to see see,brothers!0together up!) (持续看无)

中华民国万岁万万岁 (Chinese ten thourth year ten thourth ten thourth year)

这样也行? (This too good?)

不三不四 (No three no four)

不要脸.臭三八..你给老娘记住...
(No face,bad smell three eight,you give your old mother remember.)

你 真 有 两 下 子... (You really have tow down son...)

大家真是好闲... (Big home true yes good leisure...)

别唬我 当心我给你点颜色瞧瞧! (Don't tiger me,I will for you some color see see)

人山人海,水泄不通 (People moutain people sea,water squzee no go)(人山人海加强版)

超屌! (Super dick!)

好兇！(Good bra！)

不入虎穴 焉得虎子(Blue who say and whos)

冰雪聪明 (Ice snow smart)

怎么是你? (How are you?)

怎么老是你? (How old are you?)

七上八下 (Seven up eight down)

大地回春 (Big land back spring)

我是一只小小小小鸟 (I am a small small small small cock)

三五成群 (Three five become gang)

大鸟展翅 (Big cock open Wing)

于是 (Fish yes)(=...=)

我是独一无二 (I am olny one no two)

一元复始万象更新 (One dollar restart,ten thousand elephant update)

[pp=yandongjun————盗圣]此贴经我仔细校对，不是重复帖！[/pp]

[ 本帖最后由 yandongjun 于 2007-6-12 07:26 AM 编辑 ]

豢养负心

非常经典的，非常有意思，只是看多了对本来英文不好的人没有好处吧，除非已经学得很好的

这个是直译吧？！真有人会这样说？
感觉最好的还是“GIVE YOU SOME COLOUR TO SEE SEE” ，
还有那个“GOOD GOOD STUDY，DAY DAY UP”！
感谢楼主发帖！